Tuesday, December 02, 2008

File under Ron Popeil.
Alas, the budget doesn't allow for such luxurious gifts this year. Count your lucky stars, family and friends.


Dollars to donuts you can't guess what they are....
CHEAT HERE.




10 comments:

jess said...

that is fantastic .. someone actually MADE those. how have we lived our lives this long without them?

Kim Stagliano said...

I swear to God. Kinda makes you want to cry knowing someone is making money off this shit and it's not us.

Michelle O'Neil said...

OMG! How funny. For the woman who has everything.

Kim Stagliano said...

Honey, she ain't cutting her own onions! LOL!

K Fuller said...

The inventor must not need an excuse to cry! I can always hide the emotions and blame the onion.
Save your money, cut the onion under water, or pack your nostrils with kleenex. The latter makes everyone laugh.

Leeann said...

My first guess...glasses you can only find at the adult store? Seriously, Kim, those onions would have to fit in a 44DD for someone to have to wear glasses like that!

Kim Stagliano said...

Leeann, I can imagine a stripper named "Georgia Peaches and her splendiferous Vidalias!"

wrd ver: Coake (no thanks, coffee will do fine!)

Kay Thomas said...

These are fabulous but beware of that pesky "off label use!"

Wearing them under the ceiling fan because that makes your eyes water when you're watching tv?! (see second review)

hello?!

Someone saw these and decided "No, I don't want them for chopping onions, but I'll buy them for watching television?"

Wow, I can't make this stuff up!

Amy said...

Hey Kim will you get me this for Christmas?

http://www.splendidlife.com/category/id/100761.do?cid=hg:em:mist

OMG.....

Kim Stagliano said...

Oh Amy that is SO sick!!! What the heck ever happened to Love's Baby Soft, Love's Fresh Lemon and Jean Nate???

(Amy's link goes to a SPLENDA sweet perfume!!!) We might need a stupidest product ever post soon.