What's your Porn Name?
I just responded to a comment and I came up with my porn name. Kimmaculate Deception. Connotes sex. Is appropriately irreverent, even blasphemous. I would star in only mystery plot line porn and of course, there would be no actual sex. Perfect!
What's your porn name?
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26 comments:
oh.Dear.God.
Now I have to come up with one...
THis is gonna take a while...
Succulent Stephy?
Nah, that won't work...
Mascochistic Manic...
Spelled wrong, and probably not PC; don't get SK over here...
OK, forget it. I was not born for porn.
Spanky Tittiger.
Manic, LOL!! Drama, whooo! And manic didn't you already call yourself Stephalicious on your blog? That works! I'm waiting for Stephen an my Irish friend to join the game. Stephen is in Germany so I'm thinking a sausage theme, my Irish friend has QUITE the imagination so Lord knows he'll come up with!
Kim, you kill me.
How are the edits going?!!
Porn name, huh?
I'm so not good at this.
Let's think...
HK = Hot 'n kinky
Gag!
Uh oh! Holly caught me not revising! LOL! I had a great revision day yesterday and today and bogged down (ahem) with packing for a week in Disney. So much to think of for the girls! Hot N Kinky sounds like a hair care product....
Well, if I decide to go after the sailers how about Tits Ahoy!
You and the 'buoys?"
According to "the rules," your first name is the name of your first or favorite childhood pet. Your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. My porn name is therefore Peppy Hawthorne.
Has kind of a ring to it, dontcha think?
However, if I wished to keep my own initials I would choose Seymour Pecker.
Stephen!! I knew we could count on you. And listen to MY name using your formula! Candy Pleasant! LOLOLOL!!!!
My reputation precedes me, I see, and no wonder, for in the movies I have done so far, I like to be credited as Rod Everhard (with the extra yard)
I have a few catch phrases too, but I cannot get blogger to accept the better ones, as Blogger obviously blocks certain concepts of the more explicit nature, especially those that boast physically impossible feats of idyllic endurance, eh, ahem, eh,...we really should be talking about cake?
Yours enduringly,
Rod Everhard,
”with the tongue like the one of a St. Bernard.”
I will pray for us all
Brunhilda Beacon
I heard of a stripper in New Bedford, MA (home of lots of unfortunate looking strippers)who called herself Lotta Top. Her chest was SOOOO big (altogether: HOW BIG WAS IT?)she could hold motorcycle helmets on her chest, and wear them during her little dance.
I'm impressed, me and my killer B's couldn't hold up a brownie beanie. Oh well, better focus on other talents.
Oh this is GREAT - SP, I would be Sheba Ironsbottom!!
WOOF! That's all I'm saying. WOOF! On Howard Stern there's a character named Rod Stifington and the Friday replays are narrated by Sir Harden Thick. LOL! Killer B's? Brownie Beanie? Too funny. And Amanda - that just a grim name! Ironsbottom???? Lisa, ain't no stripper nowhere named Brunhilda!
Stephen see what you started. Thanks!
Okay, so according to Stephen's theory, my name is Lassie Green!
Hmmm...Baroness Lynnehaven. Sounds like a dominatrix! ROFL...so not me (unless we're talking IEP meetings. Then, dont f-with me!)
If I were to go by the rules according to Stephen I would be....
Delilah Aspinwall.
Oh yeah.
Oooh! I love these kinds of games. When my girlfriend and I used to work the art shows together the guys nicknamed us the "Double D's" (Our names both begin with the letter "D") According to Stephen my name would be "Cricket Glendale". Or my porn blog name could be "The Mischievous Muse".
And listen to MY name using your formula! Candy Pleasant!
You see? Sometimes you just gotta follow the rules.
If I use Stephen's formula, then my porn name is "Missy Eastwood Acres?" ROFLMAO!!
(sung to the Green Acres theme song.)
Miiiiissssy Acres is the star for me! Bessssst porn that you'll ever see! Meeeeeen knocking at her door all day! Dahling' you're fab! Now about a hot three way?
Not owning up,
You're wrong as hell for that! LOL!
My name according to the rules is pretty lame: Molly Hitty Tom. That or Barky Church, and neither of those says "porn" to me. So I'll have to go from scratch: Taffy Springer. You know, cause you really can stretch out the taffy, and Springer sounds like "spring her". Now, bear in mind this name is not based on any qualities I currently have! :O
Not to be confused with my "regular" alias: Darla Kadogan. I haven't needed to use that one, either, but just in case....
I am Heidi Hurlburt. But a better fit would be the nickname an old boyfriend and his roomies gave me...Miss Betty Big Boobs. (I dumped his ass.)
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