Kim Rossi

I'm Guessing Jen STILL looks nothing like Pam..... (the article is at the bottom of the post.)

You all know how I felt about the "Botox for Autism" folks out there in Michigan. This one just makes me laugh. A mother of three named Jen replacing her four year old saline implants with silicone now that they are back on the market.

Hey, Jen, what happens when you're 80 years old and your tits are higher than your jowls? Now that's gonna look a little odd...... I'm sure Dr. Kane will hike you up from your ankles, no worries. Medicare might not cover it though.

Jen, who likes long walks on the beach, a glass of Merlot and world peace says, "I just wanted to look good again. I just wanted that feeling I had when I was younger.

Wow. Three kids and she wants to feel like she did when she was younger? Wait forty years, sweetie, you'll be back in diapers and eating strained peas. Young enough for you?

I have made note (fun?) of the fact that my own breastulars are to Pam Anderson's what Dunkin Donuts Munchkins are to THIS. But I like myself. My husband adores me. And when I spend money on "uninsurables" they are my three kids with autism, not my boobs.

Two major elective surgeries in four years with three kids to care for, using a product so many women believe destroyed their health? Would you take the risk? For reconstuctive surgery after a mastectomy? Absolutely. I'd do the same thing. For sheer vanity and the delusion that breasts will make her look younger? Nope.

Here's the article.

Nearly 11 million people had plastic surgery in the U.S. last year. The No. 1 procedure was breast augmentation.

NewsCenter 5's Heather Unruh reported Thursday that now that silicone implants are back on the market, some women are eager to swap out their old implants.

Jen S is a makeup artist. Like many women, she feels a certain pressure to be perfect -- especially after having three kids.

"I just wanted to look good again. I wanted to feel that feeling I had when I was younger -- just for myself. Not for anybody else but myself," she said.

Four years ago, she got saline breast implants. They were the only choice at the time. She said that she was happy with them -- for a while.

"I've lost weight since then, so I lost a lot of fat underneath the skin, which kind of shows a little more of the detail of the saline bag," S said.

Saline breast implants can feel hard under the skin. The newly Food and Drug Administration-approved silicone gel implants don't leak when cut in half, and they're softer. Seidel-Walsh said that it was exactly what she wanted.

Dr. Dean Kane said women are switching out their implants for two reasons.

"One is because they want a softer implant, and two is they want a more natural look and not the round appearance of a firm saline implant," Kane said.

Kane performed S's procedure. Looking at her before shot, the definition of the saline implants is apparent. After the switch, she has a softer, more natural look.

"I am completely thrilled. It's a huge difference -- huge," she said.