People from Harvard really ARE smart.
A poor student fell out of an 11 story window at 10:00 in the morning. Nothing to joke about there, it's someone's son and I hope he's OK.
However, the news reports "Police have been on the scene investigating, but Harvard officials called the incident an "apparent fall.""
An apparent fall? Let's see. He was on the 11th floor, then he was sprawled on the ground right below his window. Gentlemen are we in agreement on this? An "apparent fall?" Yes. OK, now we can talk to the police.
Why do I write fiction when the news is so ripe with stories??