Michelle O'Neil - you own the UGLY SUIT!
Tell your husband to run for it! You just won the ugly suit, using my usual contest method, pick a random number, count down on comments and see where I land.
Send me your address woman. NorthEast Ohio is about to get a thrill. Wear it to Mentor Headlands Beach! Cruise The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in it! They'll think you've stolen a costume from Cyndi Lauper! Take in a Tribe Game - tell them you're from the tribe known as "Ugh!" I don't recommend going to a Brown's game in it. The Dawg Pound will eat you alive.
I'll look forward to its blogging future.