I guess American Gladiator is making a return to the airwaves. So let's come up some captions for this pouty lad. I'll start.
1) Now we sing "Fabi-oh, oh, oh your boat."
2) You vant to link my lollipop?
3) I'm too sexy for my oar
4) Vill dees cue-teep hert my ea-ah?
5) Gladiators: Christians! Lions! And a huge "Dum Dum"