Friday, December 28, 2007

The Dangers of Holiday Food!


This insane photo is from Dr. Mercola's health site. This is what he thinks David would look like in 2007. Is this what really fat men look like naked???? Sweet Jesus eating a fried Twinkie! Someone get him a leaf. And a BRA! I am a little jealous of his chest. I admit it. Wow. This is like a train wreck. Can't look. Can't turn away. I'm gonna toss out the rest of my birthday cake right now. As soon as I have just one...more...nibble.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

nibble? or nipple?

amanda said...

ENJOY the cake - it's only once a year and you canhave a work out trying to get your kids into the wrong car again....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

So, he's assuming David was an Americain then...

Kim Stagliano said...

Amanda you are rotten. A Rotten Scot. There. Amanda Rottenscot. IF David was American that's how he'd look. Oh wait - if you peer under his belly flap you might see that he is actually BRITISH by checking out his spotted dick.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA back at you, luv!

amanda said...

OK, OK, so maybe us Brits aren't so far behind in the lard arse stakes...I have calculated I should be down to my target weight by the end of August if I loose a kilo a week more or less consistantly. BIG IF!!

The Anti-Wife said...

This looks like a lot of the men I saw by the pool on the cruise I just took. Oh, the horror!

Michelle O'Neil said...

Is he expecting twins?

the muse said...

Ew! David becomes the Pillsbury Doughboy!

BioPharmGeek said...

To Quote Miss G., No preservatives or HFCS here either.