Saturday, April 19, 2008

Richard Quest was busted with drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot.

Sigh, wouldn't that make the most delicious opening line to a novel? You simply have to read more, don't you? Sadly, it's part of the arrest details of CNN reporter Richard Quest.

You can read more HERE at Perez. Natch.

9 comments:

13 said...

Richard Quest. Doesn't that make his nickname Dick Quest? Not an ill-fitting name. I mean, the rope thing...whuh? If a CNN reporter is that weird, it's terrifying to imagine what the Fox reporters have under their clothes. We know O'Reilly is into falafels.

Kim Stagliano said...

LOLOL!!! And wasn't ORally into the Looofaaahhhh? And who was the media TV guy in the stockings and bra? Then there was Pastor Ted last year with the gay hooker. And a President in the Oval Office. And a NY Gov with hookers. Good LORD! How come women never seem to get into this unseemly trouble? Gay, straight, doesn't matter - women seem to stay under the radar.

kathie said...

Kim, that's too funny. A perfect first line. I see the editor camp sliced in half--the sarcastic, edgy guys/girls loving it and the other half who stop right there...brilliant. If only someone'd written it first.

Amanda said...

That made me laugh! Even his name sounds like a novel! And I think women just have more sense than to get caught.

Tammie said...

That is hysterical. A brilliant first line indeed.

13 said...

"And who was the media TV guy in the stockings and bra?"

I think this was Marv Albert, a sports announcer. Way into the kinky strangeness. You make a good point, the ladies never seem to get into this kind of trouble. I wonder: are they too smart to do this sort of thing, or just too smart to get caught? Hmmm. Pondering ensues.

Erica Orloff said...

Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction.

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Holly Kennedy said...

OMG, that's too funny!
Thanks for the laugh, Kim.
I'd missed this one.

Polly Kahl said...

Love that name, Dick Quest. Truth is stranger than fiction. About women never getting into this kind of trouble, we never see the guys with their privates hanging out, do we? Unlike all the sans-undies female bigstar wannabes. If men did it they'd be arrested for indecent exposure. If women do it, they just get splashed all over the Internet and become household names.